Nige 54 - The Column July 2005 Following last month's release of 'The Ten Hottest Women of All Time' I had a number of emails applauding the work of the NIGE54.COM team of putting this stunning list together and an equal number of emails suggesting that we should have placed a photo of each particular babe next to their name. Fair point, but I hope those making that suggestion did release that if you clicked on each women's name that it would take you directly to their website where you will find photos galore?! Interestingly, one of the most common themes through the emails we received related to how unlucky Carmen Electra was to miss out and I must say I totally agree there. The fact is that she was the last woman we cut from our list and there are still a few decision makers from the team (including me) that are very dirty on that decision. However, there is one delicious babe that we missed altogether simply because we did not know of her existence. A close mate of mine passed on an email he had received from a buddy overseas highlighting the gorgeous talents of French newsreader Melissa Theuriau. This breathtaking lass is the definition of sublime - google her name and you will see what I mean. Speaking of hot women, it is also worth noting that the WWE is again holding their RAW Diva competition and like last year, the babes on display are the true evidence why the old U.S. of A can produce some of THE finest pieces of ass on earth. Here's the link - www.wwe.com/superstars/2005divasearch Fine pieces of ass......that reminds me! During the week I finally got my hands on my first 'Girls Gone Wild' DVD. There are many DVDs of this kind to choose from and in memory of my overseas trip last year, I purchased the 'Spring Break 2004' edition. I bought it online for like $20 including postage and it is easily the best twenty bucks I have spent this year. It is just sooooo awesome!! Unfortunately www.girlsgonewild.com does not post to locations outside the U.S. & Canada so to grab your very own copy from the catalogue try www.dvdpacific.com Giddiup! And finally how could we move onto this week's mail before we gave some crap to the king of slappersville - Shane Warne. This guy is a true classic as I can not remember a cheating celebrity who has played the beast with two backs with such ordinary women. Normally celebrities cheat on their wives with really hot babes but Shane, for some unknown reason, thought the idea of cheating is to bang the ugliest crackwhores on offer??!! In addition, the latest reports from the bedroom slam Shane for having to beg for sex. Can everyone see the contradiction here? A celebrity begging ordinary women for sex?! Oh dear. It really makes the body shudder when wondering what would have become of Shane Warne if he had never played cricket. But seriously Shane, it is no surprise that Simone finally left you after your many infidelities as such pathetic decision making on your behalf will no doubt result in you feeling the pang of regret for years to come. I just hope you have plenty of cash hidden away as the gorgeous Simone is going to take the lot - so I suggest you purchase 'Around The World In 80 Babes!' and at the very least begin to get your sex life back on track before the lawyers move in. Let's mail it! Nige 54, I have found myself in quite the dilemma. I am the kind of guy who has always dated hot chicks especially during my university years and throughout my 20s. Now I am pushing 30 and I have totally fallen for the babe I have been dating for the last four months. What is the dilemma you ask? Well you see, looks wise my girlfriend is only about a 7 out of 10 and I am used to dating 9s and 10s. To compound the issue, all of my mates keep telling me that I could be doing much better as they are used to seeing me date absolute glams. But I disagree. My girlfriend may only be a 7 out of 10, but she has great boobs, a nice booty ass ( a little bigger than I am normally used to), her personality totally rocks and the sex is starting to get wild! She is the first babe I have ever dated that does not seem to be 'fucked up' or have any kind of insecurity issues, she has a solid career and from all indications, she is very keen to build a life together with me. Nige, I know you always promote the importance of 'banging hot babes', not lowering your standards and never settling for less, but I must say that in this case I am happy to sacrifice looks for all of the other positive attributes she brings to our relationship. But having said that, I suppose I am still concerned that I might be missing something here. Do you think I have the right attitude and should I continue moving forward with this babe or am I simply blinded by love? I'd really appreciate your thoughts as my mates are not providing much help. Mark - Nottingham, U.K. Mark, Mate, it sounds like you have definitely been bitten by the old love bug and may I say, more power to you. Yes, it's a strange world we live in when while casually waltzing through life dating and banging hot babes only to one day wake up and discover that everything we always wanted is only a 7 out of 10 looks wise, but still gives us more than we can possibly imagine and makes us greater men than we ever thought possible. Mark, you're right - throughout my writings I have always promoted the magical feelings that can result if any man is prepared to back himself, tighten his confidence and just go for it. When it comes to picking up babes and enjoying life to the full, I encourage all men to have an absolute shitload of fun chasing the babes of their dreams as hey, it's an old cliche, but the fact is that you have absolutely nothing to lose. Life, as we all know, is way too short. So yes, my theories as outlined in this column and 'Around The World In 80 Babes!' will greatly assist you if you want to attract and score the type of babes that exist only in your dreams. In addition, my mutterings constantly promote the importance of not lowering standards and never settling for less because this will only lead to unhappiness and in the real world that means divorce. I want men to challenge the thoughts and motivations of their possible life partners because it is through these subtle investigations that we find out the true essence of who these women actually are and sometimes, no matter how hot they may be, the best action is to walk away. In saying all of this I am hopefully encouraging men to have the confidence to do two things: get out of any situation that does not make them happy, and to know that if they arm themselves with the necessary skills, that they WILL be able to get over past relationships quickly, break free from the bullshit and go out and find better (and perhaps more sexual) partners when required. The alternative is to remain in a shitty situation or go crawling back when you fail to pick up the babes that will rock your world. Both of these options are reserved for pussy whipped losers. Now Mark, I do not think that this applies to you as it's clear you have lived a dynamic lifestyle that has involved a great amount of hot chicks. Well done! But your question also indicates that you have already experienced banging babes who are ridiculously hot but have absolutely no brains whatsoever. I know EXACTLY what you mean there and after a while the lack of brain power has resulted in me ending relationships with the kind of babes most guys would donate their right arm to date! Man, sometimes I still have second thoughts about that Czech Republic goddess, but that's life. Anyway, so in terms of choosing a possible life partner, the criteria becomes much more diverse than it does while on Spring Break in Miami. I know many of you will be surprised to hear me say this but when it comes to selecting a life partner, it is NOT all about looks. Now, this DOES NOT mean I think you should only look at inner beauty like in the movie 'Shallow Hal' because you need to be able to look at your partner's naked body in constant admiration. I also think that no one should be attracted to anyone who is overweight as why would you want to be attracted to a clearly unhealthy person? My stance is always the same - as I look after my body and work hard to keep it trim and toned, then so should she! So if it's not all about looks, then what is it about? Finding a soul mate? I don't necessarily believe in soul mates because I don't think the universe really cares if you end up with the right person or not. That decision is up to you. But whoever you end up with, the power the two of you create together should be, in your eyes, the most powerful force in the universe. You should compliment each other, support and encourage each other and when the time comes for nudity, bang like there is no tomorrow - every position, all day, non-stop. Since the release of my book, I have copped a ton of criticism for my thoughts and motivations but I honestly believe that by living some kind of '80 Babes' lifestyle during your existence, that you always have a better chance of selecting the right life mate while having a wild ride along the way. Those that don't have the opportunity to experience this lifestyle aren't necessarily disadvantaged as the right life partner can come along at any stage - you just hope that they make the right decisions. So Mark, the key is this - whoever she is, she has to make you happy in as many areas of your life as possible. She won't be perfect so work out what is important to YOU and from what you've said I am quite certain you have already done that. Always remember that over time looks will eventually go as will the body, so if she has got nothing else, then what are you left with? Having said that, there is nothing wrong with having an excellent starting point BUT no matter what, the inner qualities of this woman has to shine through at all times. This is a hugely important point as this will be the reason why you continue to be attracted to her as the years move on. Overall mate, it sounds like you are on a winner, but as always the decision lies with you......and of course, her. Nige 54 P.S. While you are in the mood for making life decisions, you might want to think about getting some new mates, they sound like tossers. P.P.S. Now turn off that computer and go grab that booty ass I imagine is waiting for you in the bedroom and give it one almighty pasting. Ohhhhhh YEAH!! Email: nige54@nige54.com