Nige 54 - The Column June 2005 Ahhhhh, the month of June! This means that it is exactly five years ago that I was beginning my debaucherous Contiki Tour in Europe that turned into the ten month round the world journey that is 'Around The World In 80 Babes!'. Man, doesn't time fly?! Anyway, enough reminiscing and on to more important matters...... I recently received an email asking me my thoughts as to who are the 100 Sexiest Women In The World. The probable reason for this random question is due to the fact that it is the time of year when most men's magazines list their top 100 or 200 (depending on the magazine) hottest babes on the planet. I have always believed that these lists are too extensive. There are too many babes that make these lists that are clearly undeservant of a place so rather than comment on who I believe should or should not have made it, I thought I would go a step further and name 'The Ten Hottest Women of ......ALL TIME!' That's right, who are the ten hottest women ever? Has a list like this ever been compiled? I doubt it and after much debate and deliberation with the NIGE54.COM team, we finally managed to refine an initial list of fifty gorgeous women down to ten mouth-watering goddesses. But when composing your thoughts on this distinguished list, it is important to remember that the women who made this list have been judged at the utmost height of their beauty, whenever that may have been - today or in some cases, 50 years ago. So for the very first time, here they are...... THE TEN HOTTEST WOMEN OF ALL TIME! Jenna Jameson - The greatest and hottest porn queen of all time is tall, blonde, ridiculously beautiful and is the absolute definition of sexual dynamite. Having won nearly every adult film entertainment award in existence I doubt there is much else for this stunning thirty-one year old to accomplish. Jenna also recently released her autobiography 'How To Make Love Like A Porn Star - A Cautionary Tale' which is an extremely enthralling read (ten times better than the overrated DaVinci Code). This autobiography provides an intriguing insight into how remarkable and talented Jenna is and if you ever need anymore evidence, she has just the odd film floating around that you might want to cast your eye over. Jenna, as your tattoo states, you definitely are a 'heartbreaker.' Heidi Klum - This German supermodel highlights that Deutschland produces more than just successful soccer teams and exotic cars. Heidi Klum is pretty much the definition of 'goddess' and her seductive eight episode guest appearance as Michael J. Fox's love interest in 'Spin City' in the late 90s highlighted that she is the kind of babe that you would want to make love to all night long. Unfortunately she married Seal only a few weeks ago - now that guy is the definition of 'a lucky man'. Grace Kelly - For the ultimate in class, style and elegance, I give you her highness, the late Princess Grace Kelly. Absolutely breathtaking in films like 'Rear Window' and 'Dial M For Murder', Grace Kelly was years ahead of her time both on and off the screen as Her Highness is the reason why we now have the saying that 'it is always the quiet ones'. Her desire for wild sexual romps with the majority of her co-stars in the 50s was once outlined by the late Gary Cooper from the western 'High Noon' who stated that, 'Grace looked like she was a cold dish with a man until you got her pants down, then she'd explode.' Thank-you Gary, we salute you. Torrie Wilson - Being a WWE fan and having met Torrie personally at Wrestlemania 20 last year, I can testify to the fact that this WWE Diva is the complete package. Hot, sexy, intelligent, athletic, two Playboy covers and a huge fan of the bedroom, Torrie Wilson has all of the assets that make her one of the hottest babes on the planet. Such a shame she's married to a fellow WWE wrestler because if you were busted naked with her the consequences would be deadly - but then again, even the most horrific injuries would struggle to wipe the smile off your face! Beyonce Knowles - I think we all fell in love with Beyonce when we saw her simulating the doggy style position in the film clip to 'Crazy In Love'. Giddiup indeed! The way she can 'break it down' nearly makes your eyes eject independently out of their sockets as this stunning and hugely talented performer has the ultimate booty ass - not to mention her lips, eyes and breasts. Oh the things I would do! Pamela Anderson - This Canadian native is just everything isn't she? Having graced the cover of Playboy a record eleven times she only enhanced her reputation by 'accidentally' releasing her well known sex videos with Motley Crue's Tommy Lee and Poison's Bret Michaels. Pammy, you were easily the hottest babe of the 90s and were always a dead certainty to make this distinguished list because as to this day, most guys would happily sacrifice everything they own just to spend a night with you. Jessica Simpson - This All American Southern Belle is just sooooo gorgeous and sooooo sexy I am running out of superlatives. Jessica had to beat out a number of very find candidates to win her '2004 Nigester' for 'Babe of the Year' and thus her place here in the top ten was well justified. However unlike her competition Jessica probably has the smallest brain cell count, but that usually makes her even more attractive. Can't wait to see her as Daisy Duke in the remake of 'The Dukes of Hazzard', but Jessica, can you just hurry up and dump Nick?! Brooke Burke - Since literally exploding onto our TV screens through the sensational 'Wild On' travel and party show, Brooke Burke entrenched herself as not only one of the hottest women of all time, but as rumours go, one of the greatest partiers who loves a session or two of naked Twister while on location! Brooke's Playboy shoot left most males without speech and her French, Irish and Portuguese ancestry explains her exotic look that is clearly one of a kind as this type of mega babe only once every fifty years. Barbara Bach - I think two generations of men have fallen in love with Barbara Bach the second they finished watched the James Bond classic, 'The Spy Who Loved Me.' Easily the hottest and most exotic Bond girl ever, I am not really sure about what she did before or after this role and who really cares? As the song goes, "Nobody does it better, makes me feel sad for the rest. Nobody does it half as good as you, baby you're the best." Marilyn Monroe - The first true glamour queen of the silver screen throughout the 50s and 60s was perhaps the most famous movie star of all time. Getting involved with people like JFK, Bobby Kennedy and Frank Sinatra led to her demise and while Marilyn was essentially a tragic figure, hopefully she is remembered for her talent, charm, elegance and her absolutely stunning features. Marilyn's sublime looks transcend time and that is without the help of plastic surgery or implants as is the case for most of her competition here. Mesmerisingly beautiful. Well there you have it, the definitive list as compiled by the NIGE54.COM team. Yes we know that there are not any Australians in the list but frankly, we could not think of anyone who deserved a place - a harsh call, but essentially a fair call. And yes, we admit that there are many Swedish bikini team members, indescribable Brazilian goddesses and stunning Asian beauties who also came close to a place, but unfortunately, on this occasion they did not make the grade. We look forward to your thoughts. Nige 54 Email: nige54@nige54.com