Nige 54 - The Column



March 2004


Well here we are in the month of March and it seems that gang rape is the flavour of the month for a number of Neanderthal NRL players and a few brainless AFL players.

It really is very sad how these guys have to resort to such measures to seek gratification considering the celebrity status and cash flow they possess which, if used correctly, could result in them banging the hottest babes night after night. Sure, the crackwhores these guys are fucking are also partly to blame as what do they think is going to happen when they go back to a hotel room with two or three guys? But guys, hiding your mates behind the curtains or in the cupboard so they can suddenly join in?! Can anyone explain to me how this is fun when the alternative is simply to go down to the bar and pick up a knock out blonde??? I think I better Express Post them a stack of copies of "Around The World In 80 Babes!" immediately!

For the rest of us, we are making the most of the final few days of summer and for us Melbournians, perhaps capitalising of the euphoria brought into town by Grand Prix weekend in Melbourne. So the question is - have you picked up a Fosters girl yet?

Now, before I am charged with a sexual felony, let's see what the mailbag offers us this month!
Nige!

Considering that you have dominated the pick up arena throughout both Melbourne and recently Sydney (in particular Manly), have you found any difference between the chicks in Melbourne compared to those in Sydney?

Thanks,

Neil - Seaforth, New South Wales.

Neil,

I actually get asked this question quite a lot and YES there is a significant difference between Melbourne and Sydney chicks.

In a nutshell, the majority of Melbourne chicks aren't as hot as Sydney babes yet they have more attitude.

Now, I know this statement may come as a shock to many, but it's the truth. When I first moved to Sydney, I too thought that Sydney babes would be more pretentious, but I actually found them to have more personality and to be much more interesting. Melbourne chicks, for some unknown reason, think they are living in an episode of "Sex and The City" and have an attitude to match. I haven't worked out exactly why this is the case, especially when a lot of them pale in significance to babes from Sydney, let alone the "goldmine" cities such as Los Angeles, Stockholm and Miami. However, what the chicks in Melbourne need to understand is that a recent census highlighted that in the city of Melbourne there are 22,000 more single girls than there are single guys. Now the interesting thing about this statistic is that it means that 22,000 single girls will have to leave Melbourne if they want to get married. So girls, as they are the cold hard facts are you going to drop the attitude or risk missing the boat?

But the main attraction to Sydney babes is that they have a very active 27-35 year old single market full of hot chicks. Normally these are girls who have tried the serious mid-twenties relationship, but have walked away for whatever reason and are now focussed on having fun with sexy guys. These girls can be journalists, lawyers, doctors, actors or dancers who realise that you don't have to get married before the age of thirty and clearly want to be single as they approach their sexual peak. I love these kinds of girls, because they are hot, they are in complete control of their emotions and they all love nudity! Unfortunately in Melbourne, this 27-35 single market doesn't really exist. If it does, the girls are normally overweight, not very good looking and most are called Maria.

Sydney also has about twenty times more international babes than Melbourne and much better weather that, in turn, promotes a more athletic and healthier lifestyle. Result - hotter chicks.

So keep enjoying Sydney mate, everyone's putting out.

Nige
Nigester!

Where are the best places to go out?

Thanks,

Dean - Carlton, Victoria.

Dean,

Well, while I have started this month's column with a Sydney/Melbourne comparison I might as well shift the focus to bars and nightclubs.

Now most people assume that to find out what are the best bars and nightclubs you would have to conduct some kind of internet survey. But the problem with doing this is that why you might receive answers to the most popular places, you won't find the right answers to which places really are the best places to go. Why? Well considering that most guys can't get in to the best places, then how could they possibly know what places are really hot?

So as at March 2004, the number one places to party in Melbourne are "Motel" on Saturday nights and "Boutique" on Friday nights. That's it. But don't forget to check out "Room" on Thursday nights if you want to pick up hot university babes. Oh, and at "Room" don't forget to focus on the phrase "pick-up" as simply getting a babe's number is useless as none of them have worked out how to answer their brand new phones bought by daddy.

In Sydney, the selection is a little more diverse and on Saturday nights you can't go wrong at "Wharf Bar" or "Aqua Lounge" in Manly, "Cargo Bar" in Darling Harbour and "Peppermint Lounge" or "Hugo's" in the East. "Establishment" is too packed on the weekends but rocks on Thursday nights while "The Slip Inn" in the city and a variety of bars throughout Bondi and Manly rock on Fridays.

Good luck getting in!

The Nigester
Nige 54

I never thought I would say this but I just loved "Around The World In 80 Babes!" I actually bought the book for my boyfriend for his birthday. But we broke up recently so I kept the book, thought I would have a bit of a read and I just could not put it down! Controversial, at times very chauvinistic, but often hilarious and the ending was very impressive.

So...do you have any public appearances coming up? I would really love to meet you!

Melanie xoxox - South Yarra, Victoria.

Melanie!

Thanks for your comments. Yes, you're right, most people think "Around The World In 80 Babes!" is just a book for guys, but the fact is that chicks love it too.

In relation to any public appearances, well I am about to go overseas for a short four week vacation, but in the meantime send me a photo and if you're hot, I'll be in touch when I get back.

Stay sexy,

Nige 54

Email: nige54@nige54.com