Nige 54 - The Column May 2004 As we find ourselves now entering the winter, many people feel that the liberated times of the summer have come to a close. Perhaps this is true upon first glance, but when you really look into the dating landscape, you'll see that the winter months are actually a very good time to get some solid runs on the board. Unlike in summer where every hot babe is virtually impossible to track down due to holidays, parties and nightclub openings etc, in winter chicks' social lives start to quieten down and as a result this gives them a lot more free evenings. In turn these free evenings can be used for going out on dates with YOU! So men, start using this time of the year to your advantage. For example, if you spend the winter months banging the right babes, by the time summer arrives you will have a flurry of invitations to a variety of luxurious beach houses for your mates, her hot friends and as such, the orgy possibilities are endless! Now, in relation to my recent overseas shenanigans - since my return last month I have been literally bombarded with questions and what can I say except that it was very, very debaucherous. But after so many successful overseas adventures, my results from this recent outing were pure cream and a few of them even surprised me! Alright, now give me an "M"......for Mailbag! Sir 54 So after yet another barnstorming tour, what was the reaction when you told girls you were Australian? I know that in London and Western Europe there are simply too many of us, but in places like Miami and Rio de Janeiro, you must have dominated. You the man! Tom - Ballarat, Victoria. Tom, Thanks for your comments and great question! Why do I say "great question"? Well hopefully your question indicates that Australians are starting to realise that there are hundreds of thousands of us all over this wide world of ours (stats say that there are over 1,000,000 Australians overseas at any one time) and that just being an Aussie doesn't impress the babes like it used to. That's why it always really annoys when inexperienced campaigners come out with the comment, "mate just open your mouth overseas and you will get laid every night." Throughout my travels over the last four years there definitely have been times where just my very presence and sexy accent has resulted in some truly debaucherous evenings, but the fact is that playing the "Australia Card" overseas is not as good as it used to be. Since the Sydney Olympics and the recent success of our actors and entertainers, it seems that everyone either knows someone who is Australian or idolises an Australian. Even the American universities these days are packed with Aussies on exchange programs and as a result, the novelty is starting to wear off. This means that while the Aussie accent will always allow you to easily start a conversation with the hottest babes on the planet, if you don't back this up with witty conversation, a dynamic personality or something substantial to offer, after five minutes you will be given the, "ok, well it was nice to meet you - bye." However, in Miami and Rio de Janeiro, I can happily say that the Aussie accent took me much further than I had expected and the word "domination" is a fair description of my performance. The fact is that the American babes still love us and the beauty of being in Miami during Spring Break was that not many other Aussies were present at this holiday celebration. In Rio I also stood out due to the fact that most Aussies simply do not travel to Brazil that regularly and one particular hot Swedish babe is testament to that! Regards, Sir 54 Nige, What is the best holiday location for banging chicks? Some say the Greek Islands, some say Ibiza and others say Contiki - what are your thoughts? James - Surfers Paradise, Queensland. James, Well mate, before my recent trip I would have easily said that a Contiki trip in the height of summer is the ultimate holiday for fun, frivolity and fornicating because the weather is unforgettable, the babes are amazing and everyone is putting out. But Miami and Rio de Janeiro are just amazing locations that instantly leapt into my Top 5. Actually, that's not a bad idea, so for the very first time let's rank from 5 to 1... "The Nigester's Top 5 Party Locations" 5. Rio de Janeiro: Rio is a phenomenal party location during the summer. It's cheap, it's on the beach and the women are just amazing. I actually rented out a private room at the "Ipanema Beach House" which is a brand new, funky hostel that totally rocked. A further plus is that Rio attracts a lot of backpackers from the U.S.A, Canada and Sweden - which means hot babes. However, Rio is situated in a third world country so it can be dangerous and especially sexually where most of the Brazilian babes you meet at clubs are part time prostitutes. Having said that, my understanding is that if you do decide to pay for sex, it is very cheap considering that these Brazilian goddesses will do ANYTHING you want for as long as you want it. They will even bring a friend if you so choose and often for a discount! So if the Brazilian version of J-Lo and Britney are your thing and you are happy to pay for it - then Rio de Janeiro can only be described as heaven. 4. IOS/Corfu: The Greek Islands are a real mixed bag because as can be seen by watching an episode of "Greece Uncovered", some of the Greek Islands are very, very ordinary. Thankfully this is not the case for the Greek Islands of IOS and Corfu. The IOS nightlife is truly sensational - it's non stop and everyone is putting out. The only downside is that there are just a few too many Australians and New Zealanders, so you just have to bar hop to find your niche. Speaking of sensational, not enough adjectives can be used to describe the legendary "Pink Palace" located at Corfu where the highlight is the Saturday night toga parties. By midnight you'll be banging on the beach and if it isn't with some hot babe from any of the Scandinavian countries, a very horny American cheerleader or a debaucherous Canadian, then you can always team up with some drunk English glam as a fall back option. After a seven night stay at either of these islands, you'll struggle to wipe the smile off your face for the next year. 3. The U.S.A: Whether it be sightseeing in New York, summer on the beach in L.A., a dirty weekend in Las Vegas, partying at any of the ski fields throughout Colorado or just hitting a college town to party with drunk horny babes, the United States of America has it all! There are simply so many places to party all throughout the States and at every location you will always find an abundance of hot babes whose college majors are blowjobs and non stop nudity. If planned skilfully, a coast to coast trip to the States will result in that much pussy it will be falling out of your pockets! 2. Contiki Tours: By taking part in a Contiki tour throughout Western Europe, Eastern Europe or the Scandinavian countries, there are very few organised holidays like this where you simply can not go wrong. By going during summer you will guarantee yourself the most phenomenal time as Contiki is the best way to see Europe, the best way to enjoy drinking in a different city every couple of days and the best way to bang chicks from a variety of different countries. One of the major advantages of a summer Contiki tour in Europe is that all of the tours stay at the same hostels/campsites so every night you are partying with two or three other busloads of people. The main advantage - once you have banged all the girls on your bus, you can then start working your way through the others - one bus at a time! Nearly everyone on Contiki is there for the same reason - nudity - and with my tally still the one to beat (as outlined in Chapter Three of "Around The World In 80 Babes!") you have the challenge before you. During my Contiki tour I also became friends with guys I will know for the rest of my days and we will always be able to reminisce on the most amazing month of our lives. Quite simply, Contiki will change your life. 1. Spring Break - South Beach, Miami: My new number one. I never thought that Contiki would ever lose the number one position but after my recent adventures at South Beach, Miami - Spring Break has nudged Contiki off the top perch. With so many clubs, so many HOT babes, bikini contests and HOT babes, Spring Break is the ultimate holiday that outlines exactly why Americans know how to party best. No matter how much I built it up, South Beach Miami exceeded all of my expectations and guys, you simply have to go. After Spring Break in Miami, you will be convinced that you are infact a superhero. All the best, Nige Nigester! My girlfriend and I broke up a few weeks ago after a heavy two year relationship and she already has a new man in her life while I am still picking up the pieces. Why/how is it that girls can move on so quickly? Brad - Templestowe, Victoria. Brad, The reason your ex-girlfriend and most girls are able to move on more quickly than guys is that she, like most girls in her situation, was probably thinking about breaking up with you for about three months. Chicks are famous for doing this and you will find that she was infact "moving on" while you were still going out. Sure, in those last few weeks she still gave you great sex, but mentally she would have been withdrawing herself from you while starting to source new options. Think back...in the last few months did she start to develop more "guy friends"? I'm tipping your answer is "yes" and you can guarantee than when she started "catching up for coffee" with these mystery guys she was in fact interviewing new potential boyfriends. Then one day while you think all is well she drops the bombshell, says you shouldn't see each other for a while and the next party you go to with the hope of resurrecting the relationship, she will rock up with the new guy she is banging. This common situation reminds us to say on our toes especially if you are dating a chick that is really special. Don't get complacent and make sure you hold her accountable and solve the issue if you notice her getting distant. Brad, the fact is that you relaxed and dropped the bundle, but mate, that's what happens if you elect to stay home on a Saturday night and watch the Indiana Jones trilogy rather than taking her out and showing her the night of her life. Live and learn! The Nigester Email: nige54@nige54.com