Nige 54 - The Column May 2005 A couple of months ago I openly questioned Lleyton Hewitt's engagement to Bec Cartwright due to a variety of reasons. But just when I think Lleyton had reached the heights of his idiotic behaviour, now even more questions have to be asked as why would he want to ruin the hottest body in the world (recently voted number one in the world by FHM readers) by making Bec pregnant??!! Lleyton, I asked this question to Charlie Sheen last month and I have to ask it to you this month - what are you doing??? Mate, you had a good few years of porn star action ahead of you with one of the hottest babes going around and you blew it. Therefore you can say goodbye to Bec's sexy body and hello to a decrease in sexual activity. While you may be a professional tennis player, it is clear that you are a novice on these life issues - oh well, at least you have your millions of dollars, fast cars and jet setting lifestyle to keep you amused. Now, may I draw our attention to the true king, Mr. Tom Cruise as just when you think this guy's sexual prowess has reached its height, Tom goes out and casually starts banging Katie Holmes! Tom, nothing short of brilliant and as a man in his early forties, you are still leading the pack. Hail the king! Speaking of kings, don't you just love the guys who managed to catch Jenna Bush and Anna Kournikova changing at the beach - click on their names for the respective links. Great work all round! Now, where's that postman...... Nigester, I am in a delicate situation whereby I have received a range of advice from my friends and now need your thoughts. I am one of the few guys in this world who is lucky enough to be dating a celebrity. She is a very prominent on Australian television and we have been going out for nearly a year. I am a normal middle class bloke with a good career, so dating her has thrown me into a great lifestyle, some really cool parties and mixing in some very interesting circles. But recently I overheard one of her phonecalls and to cut a long story short I then caught her in a lie and she eventually admitted to me that she had cheated on me. She told me that at one of the 'Logies' after parties a few weeks ago she gave a blowjob to a very well known soap star. So here's my dilemma. Do I dump her or forgive her and continue the relationship? This babe is really hot, the sex is great and the lifestyle she brings to our relationship can not be beaten. I also know that there is a lot of power in forgiveness......so should I do just that, forgive her? Name and address withheld Dear name and address withheld, WOW! Well don't we have an absolute doozie of a story here!!! Have you thought about revealing the names of the people involved and selling this to one of the women's magazines? Anyway, let me begin by saying 'congratulations' for living such an awesome lifestyle in the last year as a result of scoring this chick. It's pretty hard to bag any kind of celebrity babe (can we please have some more clues as to who she might be?) and the enormity of this feat can not be underestimated. But the fact is that no matter who this chick is, her behaviour is completely unacceptable. Especially a blowjob as that is a very personal sexual act! Therefore if you do not take action, she will merely do this again so you have to BE A MAN and stamp your authority by drawing a line in the sand with this kind of unacceptable behaviour. I know it's going to be tough but you have to have respect for yourself in this situation otherwise you are nothing more than a pretender. I can also guess that your mates are probably urging you to forgive so they too can retain some kind of link to your awesome lifestyle, but let me spell out this situation for you in more common terms; Mate, your girlfriend is a crackwhore. Dump her and move on. You may be saying goodbye to an awesome lifestyle, but when you really think about it, it's probably all bullshit anyway as how many real friends have you created while mixing it with these new people? Of course, there is one alternative - forgive her so that you can remain in those exclusive circles and then use that time to find a new celebrity girlfriend. But to do that, you have to be very good. Nigester Hi Nige, Loved your book and I was just wondering......do you ever do drugs? Sex on X can be amazing! I'd love to show you how! Rachael - Ibiza, Spain Rachael, Thanks for the offer gorgeous (I am assuming you are the hot blonde with the excellent cans in the photo you sent me), but I have never been a huge fan of drugs. The clicky groups, the older guys trying to re-live their youth, the awesome babes that turn into drug obsessed slappers who swap blowjobs for pills and end up dating the dealers......no thanks. As an occasional vice I'm sure drugs can rock but I have never felt that I needed any assistance to have a great time. In terms of using drugs so I can stay awake, well again I have never seen the need. I don't really see the point in dancing for seven hours straight with hot chicks on drugs who are in love with everyone in the hope of having sex at 10am in the morning, but only after 'recovery' and only after they have said goodbye to everyone fifty times! Honestly, I believe that there are better ways to use your time. But look me up when you get back in town - you never know what persuasive powers you may have! Nige Nige 54 I have a lot of chick friends that I think I can get into bed via your methods. So what is the best way to organise a threesome? Kevin - Denver, Colorado Kevin, Turn to page 27 of 'Around The World In 80 Babes!' for your step by step guide. Nige 54 Email: nige54@nige54.com