Nige 54 - The Column October 2003 Ahhhh October and that means Halloween! I have always wished that in Australia we would celebrate Halloween like they do in America and Canada. Providing chicks with the opportunity to dress up always puts them in a good mood and in most cases that good mood plus a decent serving of alcohol will result in nudity. Woohoo! Thankfully, up here in Manly (the number one beachside town in Sydney where I have been living for the past year), I have become great mates with a crazy bunch of Canadians who live next door and will be hosting a no-holds-barred Halloween bash. So for the first time ever, I will finally experience what it is like to actually celebrate Halloween rather than let this occasion pass by knowing there are hot babes around the world in skimpy costumes. Ok, into the mailbag we go! Nige! I have just read your book 'Around The World In 80 Babes!' in record time as it truly is the most addictive read ever! Therefore I have started passing the book around my cricket club and I can tell you that the reviews from my teammates are equally as sparkling. Now, I have come across some real 'players' in my time and most of us have heard of the exploits of the so called 'Pantsman' - but you have taken everything I know and understand to a new level! I can't believe what a porno existence you lived overseas and I am literally speechless after reading the final chapter. Surely there must be a sequel as in 'real time' it is nearly two years since the end of the book. So what happened next??? Dazza - Wheelers Hill, Victoria. Dazza! Mate, thank-you for your feedback and yes it was an amazing overseas adventure where I broke all records set before me. Hopefully you gained an insight into how to live your own porno existence because I am of the belief that any guy can live out all of his sexual fantasies if he is prepared to arm himself with the necessary tools and strategies needed for success - just like anything in life. I have always found it interesting how the strategies needed to succeed in the nightclub and in the bedroom can be replicated into the corporate world and the sporting field. For example, after having a threesome with two hot chicks, it's amazing how many of life's challenges immediately become very easy to accomplish and what was once perceived as a serious issue suddenly becomes trivial. In relation to a sequel, YES there is a sequel and it is more jaw dropping than 'Around The World In 80 Babes!'. Obviously I can't give anything away at this point in time but I hope to have it completed in early 2005 and while I know that seems like a long time off, trust me - it'll be worth the wait! Best Regards, Nige 54 Nige 54, Do you have any thoughts on paying for sex? James - Essex, U.K. James, The answer is simple - never! And coming from Essex why would you ever need to??? Strippers are great fun and there is nothing wrong with paying for a dance or two. But unless you are Charlie Sheen and simply can not be bothered going out anymore because you have banged so many babes that basic conversation evades you AND you have access to Heidi Fleiss's entourage, then there is NEVER a reason to pay for sex. Case closed. Now turn off your computer, hit the bars and go get some action! Nige 54 Nige, In the most memorable chapter I have ever read in any book, that is Chapter 4 of 'Around The World In 80 Babes!' you talk about 'dumb luck' where, for example, some guys just fall into great situations like a threesome with two hot chicks at the end of a rave party. Would 'dumb luck' also apply to Blair from the first Big Brother series? I played pool against him at a bar in Melbourne a few weeks ago and this guy thinks he truly is the greatest thing in this world, even after I whipped his arse! You should have seen him continuously crap on about all of the hot chicks he has apparently been pounding - including Delta Goodrem. Is there no justice in this world? Simon - South Yarra, Victoria. Mate, Don't stress! It sounds like Blair accomplished his objective when he spoke to you by getting under your skin with his stories of debauchery. But to answer your question, YES Blair is a classic case of someone being a benefactor of 'dumb luck'. As has been seen overseas, anyone who has found sudden fame from Reality TV experiences their 15 minutes before fading back into their normal and often crappy lives. The thing with Blair however, is that some jerk thought he would be a hit on Neighbours and his 15 minutes of fame is now extending into it's third year. This highlights two issues; i) that literally anyone could hold a role on Neighbours, and, ii) chicks will bang anyone who has even the slightest hint of fame. Having said that, Blair has to be congratulated for making the most of the opportunities that came his way and 'good on him' for using these opportunities to bang as many hot chicks as possible. But it sounds that after playing pool against him that he has not been able to control his ego and perhaps he fails to realise that his little acting job on Neighbours and subsequent fame has a very limited life. (Delta obviously came to her senses and dumped him when she realised he had little to offer.) As a result, Blair's true life challenges of solidifying a career and scoring a hot babe who actually likes him and not just because he is on television, are all ahead of him. However, what is more interesting is the fact that babes will have all this attitude and not 'put out' but will then suddenly turn into the biggest of sluts if they have the opportunity to sleep with guys like Blair just because he was on television. If we were talking about Tom Cruise or Jon Bon Jovi then I can understand if even the most conservative girl wanted to be bent over, but Blair or any other Reality TV star??!! It simply shows that sooooo many chicks have absolutely no idea. Nige 54 Email: nige54@nige54.com